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May 12, 2018

Hippopotamus

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May 12, 2018
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We have a Hippopotamus — and it’s just started to surface at film festivals. Cthulhu Crush is proud to announce the Sneak Peak for our latest short film is tomorrow in Coventry, England at the Coventry LGBTQ fest. The first of many showings, a full schedule will be posted as it becomes available.

In the mean time, keep up with Hippopotamus at https://www.facebook.com/Hippopotamus.Movie/ and https://twitter.com/Hippo_Movie!

Synopsis:

Left alone to caretake a gay nude resort closed for the season, a man finds himself confronted by what he can see and by what he can’t. When everything is visible, when nothing is hidden, it’s not just about what you see — but what, exactly, sees you, too.

Starring:
Mark Cirillo, Casey Thibodaux, Demetrius Hartman, Jacob Betts

Written and Directed By:
Jody Wheeler

Director of Photography:
Paul Bertolino

Produced By:
Steve Parker, Jody Wheeler

A Cthulhu Crush Production

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November 12, 2017

Lisa Ovies to direct Beverly Hills Lizard People

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From Variety covering American Film Market in Santa Monica last week:

DIRECTOR HIRED

Cthulhu Crush Productions has hired filmmaker Lisa Ovies to direct horror-comedy “Beverly Hills Lizard People,” Variety has learned exclusively.

Written by Cthulu Crush’s Jody Wheeler, “Beverly Hills Lizard People” is described as a mix of “Slither” and “Scream,” and tells of an ancient race of shape-shifting Lizard People from the depths of the Earth who return to the surface to reclaim what was once theirs: Beverly Hills.

Wheeler and Steve Parker produce for Cthulhu Crush Productions alongside I No.Films. Ovies’ credits include “Puppet Killer” and “Taking My Parents to Burning Man,” which won audience awards at the Sonoma International Film Festival, the Newport Beach Film Festival and the Maui Film Festival.

The deal was announced at the American Film Market. Ovies is represented by Moving Pictures Talent & Entertainment Group.

 

http://variety.com/2017/digital/news/writers-guild-warns-members-on-virtual-reality-projects-1202608557/

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August 26, 2017

Love, Colin Now Available!

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August 26, 2017
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“Love, Colin,” Cthulhu Crush’s first short,  is now up and available on Amazon and iTunes! Love, Colin was directed by Steve Parker and written by Julian LeBlanc.

“When Colin’s half-brother Zac returns to live with him, there’s a chance for the two boys to rebuild a family bond. Colin’s confusion is noticed by his mother, who insists on a confrontation. Colin must grow up fast.”

iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/movie/love-colin/id1269267152
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074L34THM/

 

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August 2, 2017

WTF! Out Now!

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August 2, 2017
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Cthulhu Crush is proud to announce that WTF! is now available on digital platforms everywhere! Directed by Peter Herro, WTF! follows Rachel, who barely survived a brutal massacre while leaving her friends in pieces. After moving on with her life, she and a new group of friends decide to vacation in a scenic cabin in the woods, for the best Spring Break of their lives — for however long that is. Rachel’s biggest fears become reality again, as Death has also tagged along to party.

Check out WTF! on the following platforms:

iTunes: https://itun.es/us/ppBllb

Vudu: https://www.vudu.com/movies/#!content/876615/WTF

 

And here’s still more information about the film!

 

 

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November 2, 2016

LIZARD PEOPLE ARE COMING TO BEVERLY HILLS

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November 2, 2016
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lizard-revealed-wm-smallCthulhu Crush Productions have announced development on new horror-comedy BEVERLY HILLS LIZARD PEOPLE, with filming to begin in the New Year.

Produced by the shingle’s Jody Wheeler and Steve Parker, whose upcoming horror feature WTF! will be released shortly, it’s inspired by the legend that Lizard People live under the ground in Los Angeles (as reported in the papers in 1944!)… not to mention rule the world!

Fashioned in a similar tone to Slither and Scream, Beverly Hills LIZARD PEOPLE will tell of an ancient race of shape-shifting Lizard People from the depths of the Earth who return to the surface to reclaim what was once theirs: Beverly Hills.

Project is scripted by Wheeler.

Official Synopsis
Disturbed from their ancient slumber by the excavation of a cross-town subway, the ancient reptilian masters of a faded empire strike out to reclaim what was once theirs: Beverly Hills.
Ground zero for their invasion? A once popular, though now faded, hotel, currently the site of a reality TV cooking show competition, and directly overhead of their secret city. Can the collection of unlikely contestants – ambitious, backstabbing, and determined – stop the shape-shifting Terrors From Below below before the reptilian ravagers achieve their goal of conquering first Beverly Hills and then the world?

Jody Wheeler
CEO & Creative Partner
Jody Wheeler is an award-winning creative, based in Los Angeles. He is the writer-producer-director of the 2014 mystery-thriller THE DARK PLACE, the writer of HEAT WAVE, the producer JUDAS KISS and the forthcoming WTF!. He wrote for the groundbreaking TV series “Inside / Outside The Beltway.” His short film “In The Closet” was nominated for the 2008 IRIS Prize. He’s a graduate of the UCLA MFA Screenwriting program.

Steve Parker
CFO & Creative Partner
Steve Parker is an award-winning editor and executive producer, based in San Francisco. He directed, shot and edited the music video of Tom Robinson’s “Loved By You”, produced the shorts “Begging for Change”, and “Barbie Boy,” and the feature films JUDAS KISS, THE DARK PLACE, and the forthcoming WTF!. He recently directed the short “Love, Colin”, set to premiere in 2016.

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September 20, 2016

Love, Colin Wins at Tea Dance!

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September 20, 2016
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“Love, Colin”, the first short film from Cthulhu Crush, takes home Best Short at its festival debut performance at Tea Dance! Congrats to director Steve Parker, actors Dakota Daulby & Patrick Lubczyk, and the entire production staff for the win.  

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August 21, 2016

Cinema Diverse screening “Love, Colin” in Palm Springs

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August 21, 2016
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On Sunday 9/24, Love, Colin will screen as part of the Relationships Are Complicated program at Cinema Diverse, in Palm Springs.  Please join us Sunday morning at 11:30am as part of a fun program of short films. We’ll have some great guests of the production there to join us!  Along with our screening the weekend before at TeaDance Film Festival, our festival run has begun.

Stay tuned for more great news on that front!

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August 3, 2016

Love, Colin Premieres at TeaDance!

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August 3, 2016
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Just in! The World Premiere of Love Colin will be at the TeaDance Film Festival is in Greensboro, NC on the weekend of Sept. 17/18!

The TeaDance Gay and Lesbian Film Festival showcases feature, documentary and short films from all over the world that are made by, about or of interest to the lesbian, gay, bi, trans and questioning community. Taking place in beautiful Greenville, North Carolina, TeaDance showcases the best in LGBT cinema from all around the globe.

Free to the public, TeaDance not only features top quality independent film, but also educates and entertains the public with films that feature LGBT characters and stories.

Once showtimes have been set, we’ll update accordingly!

http://www.teadancefilmfestival.com

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June 15, 2016

10 Benefits of Being on Spring Break in a Horror Film

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June 15, 2016
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WTF is currently in post production. The blood will flow later this year. Until then, here’s a list of benefits for why your next Spring Break should be a horror film.

 

1. You never get hung over – You’re never still alive the next morning.

2. “Experimenting” with friends is OK – You have to both still be living for things to get awkward.

3. Spend as much $$$ as you want partying it up – You’ll be long dead before the credit card bill arrives.

4. You can make your trip as long as you want – It’ll likely last forever – because you won’t survive.

5. You don’t have to worry about using protection during sex – You won’t be alive long enough to contract anything.

6. You can eat whatever you want – You’ll lose a bunch of weight after your head is cut off.

7. It’s forgivable to cheat – Dead boyfriends and girlfriends don’t hold grudges.

8. You can take drugs without fear of long-term consequences – Acid flashbacks aren’t a problem for corpses.

9. You can cut loose and dance like there’s no tomorrow – There is no tomorrow.

10. Your Spring Break bash will be to die for – Literally. You and all your friends are going to die.

 

 
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February 1, 2016

Visual Sneak of WTF!

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February 1, 2016
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Check out this collection of stills from the set of WTF!, the new horror film from Cthulhu Crush Productions. There’s blood. There’s boobs. There’s more blood. And there’s…other stuff. Horror is fun.